~*~ IVAN KHRANOVSKYI ~*~

PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY

Overqualified for junior positions. Underqualified for senior.

Successfully unemployable since 2019 – my entrepreneurship arc.

10+ years of professional SWE experience (1 year repeated 10 times)

Rejected by 999+ companies, proving I’m ahead of my time for todays job market.

TECHNICAL SKILLS

AI & New-Age WORKFLOW

• Prompt-to-production pipeline specialist
• Effective management of AI avatars
• Vibe-driven development methodology
• Error message forwarding to ChatGPT [SENIOR LEVEL]

SOFT SKILLS

• Asynchronous communicator
• Proactive procrastinator
• Zoom Meeting survivalist
• Stack Overflow copy-paste evangelist
• 10+ years professional YouTube research watchtime
• Deadline proximity motivator (best under heavy stress)
• Explaining crypto to people who didn’t ask [on Fridays]

REAL HIDDEN POWER

⚡ End-to-end idea shipper (from “that would be so cool” to “it’s alive”) ⚡
🌊 Flow-state Vibe-surf engineer 🌊
🎨 Creative polyglot: websites, games, music, graphics, memes 🎨

EXPERIENCE

Founder (Unemployable)
Involuntary Entrepreneurship | 2019 – Present

• Co-founded companies because nobody would hire me
• Shipped actual products by mistake
• Reduced meeting productivity by 40%
• Can prototype your MVP before you finish explaining it

PROJECTS

• 12 unfinished side projects on GitHub
• 3 domains I bought and never used
• Few experiments that accidentally worked

EDUCATION